On his Tinder profile picture he looked so cute with his little dimples and also the messages you sent you were the reason you got carried away on a date with him. But at the meeting it turns out that in reality he is not as attractive as he is in the photo – or you simply have no talking points. You'd most like to dissolve into thin air. But what to do if you don't want to hurt him under any circumstances? Here are some inspirations on how to end a really bad date with a good excuse.
' My dog's sick '
Ask your best friend to call you and rescue you from the misery. You do totally surprised, of course, and then turn to your date with the following excuse: "My dog swallowed a sock and has to go to the vet." And sweet! He never has to know that in reality you may not have a dog at all.
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"My best friend has a birthday"
All of a sudden, it occurs to you that your best friend has a birthday and you absolutely still have to visit her. It's already half past eight and the shops are closing soon! He will certainly understand that – at least he will try not to let himself be noticed. If he wants to plug in, you follow: "Unfortunately, she doesn't come to terms so well with strangers ..."
"I still have something to exchange"
Shopping is always good – and doesn't have to be related to your girlfriend's invented birthday. If you want to get rid of your boring date, you might just think you've totally forgotten to return a dress. The right of return of 14 days will, of course, expire tomorrow and the store will soon close. And it would be a pity for the 100 euros you would lose if you didn't do it quickly.
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' I'm totally bad right now '
He invited you to dinner and then you go to eat sushi. You hate sushi. Actually, you really don't have to lie anymore, because you just get nauseous from the sight of the raw fish. "I think I've got my stomach out of tune" always pulls. Apologize on your date and explain to him that you have to leave immediately because otherwise you will hand yourself over at the table. And no man really wants to see that.
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' I've got to work '
That's where your best friend comes back in. A phone call from her is enough for the following excuse: "I'm sorry. That was my boss. My colleague has fallen ill and I absolutely have to stand up for her. " Oh yes, you are, of course, a nurse, doctor or journalist – a profession where night shifts also exist.
"I have to go to the dentist"
Works only during the day, of course: You were so looking forward to seeing your date that you completely forgot that you have an appointment with the dentist in half an hour. And if you miss the one, then you have to wait three months for a new appointment again. But what bad luck too!
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' My ex didn't do that '
If you don't feel like being the one to finish the date, then let him do that. And what's the best way to do that? Easy. You talk about your ex boyfriend all the time, mention him as often as possible, make it clear you still have feelings for him and constantly compare him to your date. Your counterpart won't be involved in this for long – and you can at best add his withdrawal tactics to your repertoire.
' It just doesn't fit between us '
Of course, if you are one of those people who simply cannot or does not want to lie, you can also tell him the truth. You thank you for his time and teach him that the chemistry between you is simply not right. And if he doesn't understand that, then you just fall back on excuse 1 to 7.
' My dog's sick '
Ask your best friend to call you and rescue you from the misery. You do totally surprised, of course, and then turn to your date with the following excuse: "My dog swallowed a sock and has to go to the vet." And sweet! He never has to know that in reality you may not have a dog at all.
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"My best friend has a birthday"
All of a sudden, it occurs to you that your best friend has a birthday and you absolutely still have to visit her. It's already half past eight and the shops are closing soon! He will certainly understand that – at least he will try not to let himself be noticed. If he wants to plug in, you follow: "Unfortunately, she doesn't come to terms so well with strangers ..."
"I still have something to exchange"
Shopping is always good – and doesn't have to be related to your girlfriend's invented birthday. If you want to get rid of your boring date, you might just think you've totally forgotten to return a dress. The right of return of 14 days will, of course, expire tomorrow and the store will soon close. And it would be a pity for the 100 euros you would lose if you didn't do it quickly.
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' I'm totally bad right now '
He invited you to dinner and then you go to eat sushi. You hate sushi. Actually, you really don't have to lie anymore, because you just get nauseous from the sight of the raw fish. "I think I've got my stomach out of tune" always pulls. Apologize on your date and explain to him that you have to leave immediately because otherwise you will hand yourself over at the table. And no man really wants to see that.
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' I've got to work '
That's where your best friend comes back in. A phone call from her is enough for the following excuse: "I'm sorry. That was my boss. My colleague has fallen ill and I absolutely have to stand up for her. " Oh yes, you are, of course, a nurse, doctor or journalist – a profession where night shifts also exist.
"I have to go to the dentist"
Works only during the day, of course: You were so looking forward to seeing your date that you completely forgot that you have an appointment with the dentist in half an hour. And if you miss the one, then you have to wait three months for a new appointment again. But what bad luck too!
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' My ex didn't do that '
If you don't feel like being the one to finish the date, then let him do that. And what's the best way to do that? Easy. You talk about your ex boyfriend all the time, mention him as often as possible, make it clear you still have feelings for him and constantly compare him to your date. Your counterpart won't be involved in this for long – and you can at best add his withdrawal tactics to your repertoire.
' It just doesn't fit between us '
Of course, if you are one of those people who simply cannot or does not want to lie, you can also tell him the truth. You thank you for his time and teach him that the chemistry between you is simply not right. And if he doesn't understand that, then you just fall back on excuse 1 to 7.
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